| Fuck-o-matic |
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RPM: Un-known
The RPMs on this
machine are unknown, but this is probably the fastest device we have,
yet the power is restricted as the motor's wheel hits up against the
rubber stopper which slows the machine significantly. The Dildo
rotates in a circle. Unfortunately this isn't that powerful and
it doesn't move up and down.
| Sybian |
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| Power:
3.8 horse power, variable speed. We call this a Sybian as everyone knows what a Sybian is, but this machine is actually an XXXcalibur--more powerful, heavier, and more expensive than a Sybian. It also can take a wider selection of sex toys--almost anything that can fit in the hole can be locked in and used. This also moved up and down which is something the Sybian can not do. |
| Ass-Quaker |
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RPM: 10,000
This device works
even better than it looks. It rotates the dildo forward, back,
and side to side at 10,000 RPM!!! Only down side might be the the
movement is only about 2 centimeters in each direction.
| Fuck-n-nator |
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RPM: 16,000
The RPM is for the
fan inside this thing as the dildo does not go that fast. The
dildo is attached to several strong rubber bands and when the device is
turned on it blows air which ejects the dildo at an extremely fast and
powerful rate. The button the needs to be released for the dildo
to pull back in. So, this device works at the same speed you can
pull your finger on the switch.